i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
I wonder which one of them needs to pay
MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER
"I have a little girl at home that I love so much, but I also love my job. Part of me wants to be home all the time to see every little change she goes through. But part of me feels like I owe it to her to be what I always wanted to be."
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
#she’s the one who runs first